Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
Vegan humor can’t hurt, Right? 🙂
Don’t Cry over Spilled Milk, Unless it’s a REALLY expensive Nut Milk
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
– We have to stop meating like this.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
– He sold his soul to seitan!
“McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals.
You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?”
– comedian Jay Leno
“I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I’ve crawled on occasion, and I’m glad that no one ate me.”
– Alex Poulos
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
– You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner.
What does a cow eat for breakfast?
– Mooooozlee, of course! (muesli)