Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

Don't Cry over Spilled Milk - Vegan Humor by Vegan Slaughterer Yaeli Shochat

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Don’t Cry over Spilled Milk, Unless it’s a REALLY expensive Nut Milk

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

– To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Don't Cry over Spilled Milk - Vegan Humor by Vegan Slaughterer Yaeli Shochat

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?

– We have to stop meating like this.

Don't Cry over Spilled Milk - Vegan Humor by Vegan Slaughterer Yaeli Shochat

Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?

– He sold his soul to seitan!

“McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals.

You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?”

– comedian Jay Leno

Don't Cry over Spilled Milk - Vegan Humor by Vegan Slaughterer Yaeli Shochat

“I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I’ve crawled on occasion, and I’m glad that no one ate me.”

– Alex Poulos

Have you heard of the garlic diet?

– You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner.

What does a cow eat for breakfast?

– Mooooozlee, of course! (muesli)

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